|Nothing to worry about|
Have you noticed that a lot of fears that people have are irrational? Like, I know some people who are incredibly afraid of harmless spiders or bugs. If one of these people thinks there’s a bug on him or her, the person will start freaking out, sometimes even crying.
Now, I don’t fear it when it’s in my home. It’s not like I sit down in the bathroom, get to the time when I’m supposed to use it and suddenly panic thinking “What do I do now???” or “What if it fights back???” (I mean, I would fight back if you tried to do that to me.)
This doesn’t make any sense of course, since everyone would instantly start judging the guy that called me out (“wait, you don’t?”) And it’s something that (presumably) everyone buys. Plus, I think I usually have more embarrassing things in my cart. Like when I buy 10-15 cans of Chef boy-ar-dee ravioli and pasta shells every time it goes on sale for $1 a can. The cashier always gets a strange look on his or her face by the time the 8thone goes through.
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